Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
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