She said her name was "party"
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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