return my video game
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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