Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Can I color on your dick again?
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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