Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Randomize
