I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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