I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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