So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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