I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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