I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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