Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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