Non-Jews are for practice
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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