Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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