Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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