ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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