You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I understand Curling. That high.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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