That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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