Whoa Z and x make the same sound
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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