Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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