he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i just had sex bonerless
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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