This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
