dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I smell like Dick and happiness
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