how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
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