wat bout pragnant strippers??
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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