How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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