I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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