So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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