Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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