i permit you to call me
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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