..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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