My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
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