You're earring is so big in my mouth
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
