Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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