Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
