Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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