You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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