No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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