There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
