no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Randomize
