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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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