Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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