In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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