Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
50% drunk capacity currently
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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