You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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