Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
she pinky promised me she was 18
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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