he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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