i think my mom watched the whole time
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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