I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Randomize
