cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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