Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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