no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Randomize
