Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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