Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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