Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Randomize
