you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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