Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
Four minutes until I can fart!
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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