Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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