My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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