what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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